Note to Self:

but don't listen to me, im high on beef.
<3, verne

i've fallen from the heavens
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u of course. u have the tightest asshole. =X
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turn off the lights & turn on the charm.
<3, verne

"love songs are just a cruel hoax for peoples fantacies, romance on a daily basis nobody has that." - from movie "only you"

"i'm big on forgiving someone who looks like they're going to kiss me." - scrubs
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if you can't be the tree that bends, you'll break.
<3, verne

qod: "you're killing me smalls" -sandlot
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i've been working out often & showing some extreme signs of sexiness - limpy dizzoh
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quote of the day(qod): be humble & be hungry.
<3, verne

edit:

"If we remain humble and hungry, we can win." - Dave Allison

"the brain is a chemical factory looking for love" - daniel amen from book sex on the brain. good read btw!
<3, verne

there is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness. - kung fu panda
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<3, verne: i mean her teeth are so nice, if i were i guy i'd jizz all over them

"it gets tiring being a prisoner of your own heart" - wei jim
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since when does evil apologize.
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me: well i just lost my erection,


....wait no my erection is back. =P
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im fluid after dark.
<3, verne

No sweat, love. Thank you for being the rarest, finest, purest cut of human that you are. It is a true pleasure to share even the most raw moments with you

IM: Sometimes i like 2 hold my poo in
<3: Do u ever have "accidents"?
IM: No i guess its jus tight.
<3: ohh im tellin all my gay friends
IM: dont do that!